What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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