I skipped work to stalk him.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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