she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
there is glitter all over my balls
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