he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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