Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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