she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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