im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
