Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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