nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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