And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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