I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You can't special order awesome
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes