Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.

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(530): View more from California

Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust

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(613): View more from Ontario

The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.

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(937): View more from Ohio

What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?

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(817): View more from Texas

No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.

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(256): View more from Alabama

do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!

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(805): View more from California

No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.

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(716): View more from New York

Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.

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