How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.