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• (305): View more from Florida

  Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places

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• (831): View more from California

  maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?

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