I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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