I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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