never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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