i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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