Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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