Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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