Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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