Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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