i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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