do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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