U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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