margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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