Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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