i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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