I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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