We won't sleep together?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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