Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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