This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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