before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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