She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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