u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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