apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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