hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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