wakey wakey hands off snakey
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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