How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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