He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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