someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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