Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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