We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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