Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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