This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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