In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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