Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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