just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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