Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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