we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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