Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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