Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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