he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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