Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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