Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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