I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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