what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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