I heard we made out
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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