she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My liver is preforming stress tests.