Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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