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• (903): View more from Texas

  Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I find this completely acceptable.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again

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• (805): View more from California

  My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house

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• (949): View more from California

  One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.

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• (408): View more from California

  IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?

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• (315): View more from New York

  A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry

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• (210): View more from Texas

  last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Congrats! Its a fuck boy!

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