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i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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