Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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